Dude sayin stuff, if you know what I mean

Demetri Martin has a joke wherein he suggests that you can make anything sound creepy if you end it with "ladies."

"Thanks for coming to my show... ladies."

"Help, I've fallen into a well and I can't get out... ladies."

Well, I find that you can make anything sound suggestive if you attach the phrase "if you know what I mean" on the end of it.  This effect is maximized by cocking an eyebrow, giving a subtle nod, and saying the phrase in a slightly lower pitch.

"Jane and I are going for a walk, if you know what I mean."

"That dinner was terrific, if you know what I mean."

"I hate Canadians... if you know what I mean."

And so on.

If you know what I mean.